Bruises
by David Mendenhall
"A certain kind of person, usually male, tends to approach aikido from a
competitive, quantitative viewpoint. If I study twenty minutes per day, it will
take me ten years to get good. So if I study for an hour a day, it will take three
years. If I do Aikido for twenty-four hours around the clock, I'll be a sixth
dan in four months! Go! When I started, I came from an American male
competitive background. I was going to get it. Now I figure there's no it to get,
so I'm in no hurry."
Terry Dobson from It's a Lot Like Dancing...
Humble: adj. 1. not proud or arrogant. 2. feeling
insignificant, inferior, or subservient. 3. low in rank, position, or status. 4.
courteously respectful. tr.v. 5. to destroy the independence,
power, or pride of. 6. to lower in rank, position, or status.
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Mr. Mendenhall, what do you think of my lead? Mr. Mendenhall, how can I
change this dialogue? Mr. Mendenhall what if... Some days I can answer every
student question. I know how things work, mostly. When it comes to writing and
math, I can teach 13 year-olds all kinds of cool stuff. I can turn on my computer
and whip up web pages and Power Point presentations and talk about poetry and
literature and film and rudimentary physics. Yeah, I'm a real Renaissance man.
And then maybe I go to aikido class.
It's an introductory class, so maybe Sensei summons me to be his
uke. Days ago, hours ago, even minutes ago, I may have thought, "Wow, what
an honor! I must really be getting somewhere for Sensei to demonstrate
with me like this." And then he throws me. It doesn't go |